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Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'

'I'm starting to get the impression you're not happy here, Jones.'

Pirate eye test

'I got dressed in the dark.'

Welsh Dragon

'Never mind the geese-here comes the bull.'

"Of course I don't look how you expected me to. I always dress down on casual friday the 13th."

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

"Change of pace. I went as crackers last Halloween."

'Yes, Mitt, vice president Joe Biden showed up but he thought it was a Halloween party and came as cheshire cat!'

Regency dancing

'Begging the Captain's pardon, but when I enlisted, I was promised a puffy shirt.'

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

'Are you SURE that's fancy dress you're wearing?'

'Say YHEEE AHHH.'

'Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!'

Hooks R Us.

'Uh, don't you think you're taking this baby talk a little too far?'

Tailored mummy outfit.

Carmen crowd scene

Big Hats Through History

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

Dickensian Christmas

Princess

Turtle

Social butterflies

Roman

A gentleman in a pink coat

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masked Admirer

Flying Squirrel Man

Costume

Maid

'Well, I think it's NEAT the the police like to get into the Halloween spirit, too!'

"He wants you to dress up like Flo from the Progressive commercials or Flo from Mel's Diner? You know what? Never mind."