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"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cow Pinatas

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Girl in cow onesie.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Tiger Costume

Pirate eye test

Pirate

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

I want to hold your hand

The Camp, Pt. 1

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Snail Man

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Grandfather Clock

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Honey Costume