Costume Partygoers Gifts

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Pirate eye test

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

I want to hold your hand

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

Snail Man

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Honey Costume

Grandfather Clock

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Vampire Bat