Costume Party Enthusiasts Gifts

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pirate

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

A man washing a mascot costume

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'I think he's lonely.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"You two seem oddly suited."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."