Costume Party Enthusiasts Gifts

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Pirate

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Falstaff

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"You two seem oddly suited."

'I think he's lonely.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Tiger Costume

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Un ballo in maschera