Costume Party Aficionados Gifts

Vampire

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A man washing a mascot costume

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I think he's lonely.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"