Costume Party Fanatic Gifts

"Watch out for his chainsaw serve."

'Trick or tree.'

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

Robin Hood and his merry men

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Pirate eye test

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

Pirate

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

I want to hold your hand

'He specializes in funny bones.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Snail Man

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.