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"Watch out for his chainsaw serve."

'Trick or tree.'

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

Robin Hood and his merry men

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

Pirate eye test

Snail Man

I want to hold your hand

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Pirate

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."