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Pantomime Horse

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

A pair of chickens tango.

"Witnessing False Bears"

'Do we have any more little carrots?'

Stop!

"We did it! With Tia Carmen's chicken, we collected twice as much Halloween candy!"

Welsh dresser.

"Thanks Tony I was gasping!"

"Next left, carry on for about a hundred yards, past the shopping centre, and The China Emporium is on your left."

"Sorry, my mom's a comforter."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

Marathon costume

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Grand Halloween Ball - "Don't get so familiar!"

"Cut the opera, Fred, and go to sleep!"

"Oh God. More condoms."

Half of a pantomime horse going to the bathroom.

'What an original costume!'

Police fancy-dress ball, where they all turn up as burglars.

"It's not a mascot! It's not a mascot!"

Britney-style schoolgirl.

'Zachary, act scared! Your father just spent four gruelling hours in the makeup chair.'

"Little Jamie would like you both to know that he's now into sharks."

"Mom, I think this year we'll check our own candy. That way we'll actually have some left afterwards."

"Joe! You in a pickle again?"

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."