Costume Party Aficionados T-Shirts

Vampire

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Falstaff

A man washing a mascot costume

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"You two seem oddly suited."

'I think he's lonely.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Tiger Costume

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Un ballo in maschera