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"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

Pirate eye test

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

The Camp, Pt. 1

I want to hold your hand

Snail Man

Pirate

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Honey Costume

Grandfather Clock

Masquerade