Costume Party Fans Gifts

Cow Pinatas

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

Pirate eye test

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

The Camp, Pt. 1

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Snail Man

Pirate

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

I want to hold your hand

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Grandfather Clock