Costume Party Goers Gifts

'I'm turning fifty, balding and thirty pounds overweight. Quite frankly, I can't think of anything scarier than that'

A Little Fun.

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

Lord Dundreary

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Tiger Costume

Girl in cow onesie.

Pirate eye test

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Snail Man

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

I want to hold your hand

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Pirate

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.