Costume Party Goers Gifts

'I'm turning fifty, balding and thirty pounds overweight. Quite frankly, I can't think of anything scarier than that'

A Little Fun.

Lord Dundreary

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Girl in cow onesie.

The Bearskin Hat Family

Tiger Costume

Pirate eye test

Pirate

I want to hold your hand

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Snail Man

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Honey Costume

Grandfather Clock

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."