Costume Party Participant Gifts

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Tiger Costume

The Bearskin Hat Family

Girl in cow onesie.

Pirate eye test

I want to hold your hand

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Snail Man

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Pirate

The Camp, Pt. 1

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Vampire Bat

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Honey Costume

Grandfather Clock