Costume Party Goer Gifts

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'They may have been repulsive, sadistic, mass-murdering personifications of evil, but they wore a nice uniform.'

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

' Why that's just uncanny!.As soon as I set eyes on you,I just knew that you worked for the inland revenue ! '

70s Night.

Gah! You've changed your kit again?

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Caped Character

Fairy

Dancing Bobby

Knights

Jabot and stripes

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Carioca

Girl in cow onesie.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"