Costume Party Goer Gifts

Dang clip ons!

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'They may have been repulsive, sadistic, mass-murdering personifications of evil, but they wore a nice uniform.'

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

' Why that's just uncanny!.As soon as I set eyes on you,I just knew that you worked for the inland revenue ! '

70s Night.

Gah! You've changed your kit again?

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Caped Character

Fairy

Dancing Bobby

Knights

Jabot and stripes

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Tiger Costume

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'