Costume Partygoer Gifts

Romans.

'Truce?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Donald Trump

Trick or treaters run from Dracula's house

Trick or Treat!

Clownton Abbey

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Vampire Bat

"Are you sure you want the treat? My husband says my trick is a real treat."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

Girl in cow onesie.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'