Costume Party Attendance Gifts

Costume Party.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Girl in cow onesie.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Tiger Costume

Pirate eye test

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

The Camp, Pt. 1

Snail Man

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

I want to hold your hand

Pirate

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Grandfather Clock

Honey Costume

Vampire Bat