Theme Night Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The food's fine, but the theme's a little over done."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

'Tonight it's "sneezy hour".'

'Themed night is next week.'

Towny Music Night.

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Wow!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

Vaccine passport required

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Party Party!

'Stick the oven on dear, I picked something up on the way home.'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

Bouncer.