Theme Nights T-Shirts

"We're off to the tweed bar."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"It makes you look old."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Wow!"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Towny Music Night.

Cosy night in

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

CSI Fridays

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

'Stick the oven on dear, I picked something up on the way home.'

Onion Costume

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

70s Night.

It's another toga party

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Valentine

'Tonight it's "sneezy hour".'

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"The food's fine, but the theme's a little over done."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'