Themed Entertainment T-Shirts

'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

The Rooster Comedian.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Television Readers.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Champagne

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"That'll be five bucks."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cow Show Tunes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Cord cutter