Children's Entertainment T-Shirts

Face Painting Five Bucks

"Looks like we may have strayed into Disney airspace."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"So, after years of misogyny, the croc and courts finally saw to my sausage!"

"If you don't suffer fools gladly, why are you in the business?"

'Animal magic.'

Balloon

Punch and Judaism are those sausages, pork?, pork schmork already!

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

'I don't care if each one takes two and a half hours - if you care about your art, you don't compromise.'

'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'

"That'll be five bucks."

Clown walks balloon dog

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Champagne

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Television Readers.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Rooster Comedian.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."