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"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Showbiz Awards

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Rooster Comedian.

Television Readers.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Champagne

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"That'll be five bucks."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Cow Show Tunes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."