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The Waltons Hit REALLY Hard Times

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

Succession 2

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Spider boy

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"Here at this firm, we pride ourselves on the family atmosphere we've created. As such, I'd like to welcome you abroad as my long lost love child, Inga."

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'Ralph finally got the remote control to work - his way.'

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.