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The Waltons Hit REALLY Hard Times

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

Succession 2

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

Spider boy

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

'Ralph finally got the remote control to work - his way.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.