Family Entertainment Gifts

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Showbiz Awards

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Television Readers.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

The Rooster Comedian.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Champagne

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

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