Family Fun Time Gifts

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Haircuts

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"She's been so creative lately."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'She's just great with the children.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

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