Fun Family Gatherings Gifts

"I have to twinkle"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Christmas Tree

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Polygamists' Picnic

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'