Family Celebrations Gifts

'I wrapped it myself !'

'Makes sense to me.'

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

The Zoo.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Ahhh...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Christmas Tree

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

"Hi-yah!"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"