Family Holiday Celebrations Gifts

Christmas Bills

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"First class, or with children?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Several generations live together in Cuba

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Labor Day Flowers

Family with pets.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

celebrating a birth.

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Children's Party

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

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