Family Holiday Season Gifts

"First class, or with children?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Carefree luggage.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Ninja bread men"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tourists and their Pets.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Family with pets.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Several generations live together in Cuba