Family Holiday Season Pillows

"First class, or with children?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Carefree luggage.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Christmas Tree

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Fight or Flight

"Ninja bread men"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Family with pets.

Several generations live together in Cuba

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Non-Denominational Carols