Holiday Season Celebration Pillows

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Christmas Tree

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Ninja bread men"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tourists and their Pets.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'How very Cumbria.'

Labor Day Flowers