Holiday Season Celebration Gifts

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas Tree

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Night of the Latkes

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Ninja bread men"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tourists and their Pets.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Labor Day Flowers

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."