Family Holiday Pillows

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

Holiday Travel.

Workaholic struggles to relax at the beach.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

Embarrassing Parents

'To get away from his video games, we sent him to camp for a month. All they do is play video games there.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"No, we're putting the children through as luggage"

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

A family chooses between going outdoors and staying indoors.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'Relaxing is much more fulfilling where there are all those activities we don't have to do!'

'We never saw purple mountain majesties or amber waves of grain with kids in the back.'

'Look Mummy, we've buried Daddy on the beach.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Oh, dad, you DO remember I'm a vegan? Do you mind if i don't say cheese?'

'Smart bloke.'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

Summer beach games

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"Maybe the kids could help you?"

"Son, for the next maybe 15 minutes, all this is yours."

"Dad's on Vacation

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."