Family Celebration Enthusiast Gifts

Happy Mom's Day.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'She's just great with the children.'

Polygamists' Picnic

Graph Your Relatives!

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Cheers

Stockwell's day

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Maypole

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Festive squad

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'I wrapped it myself !'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

A stranger calls to see me

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

Turkey Owl

'Meet your Uncle Roger, we haven't laid eyes on hide or hair of him since he was best man at our wedding, have we mother?'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

"We've found your birth mother."