Family Celebrator Gifts

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

Emotional Bling

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Scot holding a heart.

"Cheers to being a person."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"Trick or treat?"

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Theatrical Christmas.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Life begins at 60

'I wrapped it myself !'

Home for Seniors.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Alien Birthdays...

Handel sitting on a piano

A drum covered in candles

Man holding a birthday cake.

Are we nearly there yet?

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'