Family Life Celebrant Gifts

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

celebrating a birth.

"Use your inside scream."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

Congratulations!

"Cheers to being a person."

"Trick or treat?"

Free love

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

Three happy men

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"Does it come with instructions?"

Friends and champagne

Reality of Parenthood

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

Home for Seniors.

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"Teddy wants a glass of water."

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

'No! You don't come in the house with a bag that's moving!'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"The money I make working pays for a better life for my child."