Life Celebrators Gifts

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

Emotional Bling

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Jumping Man

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Congratulations!

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Cheers to being a person."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Scot holding a heart.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Heaven

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"It's over!"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"I'm running a loose ship."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

The first birthday gift.

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Life begins at 60

Home for Seniors.

Birthday Painting

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

"They misspelled your avatar."

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...