Celebrating Life Gifts

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"It's over!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Bubbly

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dancing Doctor

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Green Balloon