Celebrating Aging Gifts

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

I shrank another inch! Woo-hoo!

Looking the goods at Christmas in flash new socks and jocks!!

Aged Centaur.

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh pop?"

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Cow Pinatas

Pilot with champagne.

Green Balloon

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Beers

Happy Days Are Here Again

Let's Celebrate

Champagne

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Prosecco

Pesky students.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Rose Toast

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Cheers

"Drinks all round!!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."