Celebrating A Life Transformation Gifts

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Midnight Basketball

Missing my hair.

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Quick Spring Fling

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"You'll get over him."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"Guess the weight you used to be"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"It's over!"

"Travel changed me."

Retrospection.

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'In denial and loving it!'