Transformation Stories Gifts

Midnight Basketball

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pharaoh Cocoon

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Beauty and the Beast

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"