Transformation Tales Fan Gifts

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

Beauty and the Beast

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

A Transformer for grownups

Subway Thrillers

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"I can be changed!"

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

After the takeover - The makeover

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."