Transformation Tales Fan Gifts

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

Beauty and the Beast

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Subway Thrillers

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

A Transformer for grownups

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Transformation of Man into Monster.

She was always an introvert.

"I can be changed!"

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Russell Rebrand

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'