Transformation Tale Lover Gifts

"I'm transitioning."

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

"I was on my way home when there was this sudden puff of smoke!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

Beauty and the Beast

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Finding Bigfoot

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Today's special guest: Rudy Park. Author of the bestselling memoir iMac Therefore I Am. Raised by rabid chimps in the desert, Rudy went on to invent the computer, and date Paris Hilton. Such an inspiring tale, young man. I made it all up. And so honest, too. Let me come clean!

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"God is out to get me."

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'