Transformation Tale Lover Pillows

"I'm transitioning."

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

"I was on my way home when there was this sudden puff of smoke!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Beauty and the Beast

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

"God is out to get me."

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

Fun at the Office #523: LUTHER LOOSEFOGLE BECOMES A SUPERVISOR