Transformative Tales Lover Gifts

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Beauty and the Beast

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Finding Bigfoot

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Might Versus Right.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

"Uhh... I don't know... did you do something different with your hair?"

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

'Since that total body transplant, I feel like a different person!'

"This is all still just SO disturbing."

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'