Transformation Tales Lover Gifts

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Midnight Basketball

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Adam and Eve Arrested

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Beauty and the Beast

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

Finding Bigfoot

"I prefer your early pieces."

'That looks tempting.'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Russell Rebrand

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Might Versus Right.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.