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'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Midnight Basketball

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Adam and Eve Arrested

Beauty and the Beast

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'That looks tempting.'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Might Versus Right.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'