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'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

A Transformer for grownups

Beauty and the Beast

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

Retrospection.

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

Russell Rebrand

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."