Transformation Tales Aficionado Mugs

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Beauty and the Beast

A Transformer for grownups

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

"I prefer your early pieces."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Retrospection.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'