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'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The Amazing Man-Spider

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Midnight Basketball

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Beauty and the Beast

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Cinderella

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."