Transformation Story Fan Gifts

Fun at the Office #523: LUTHER LOOSEFOGLE BECOMES A SUPERVISOR

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Midnight Basketball

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Beauty and the Beast

A Transformer for grownups

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"I prefer your early pieces."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

God's Phone

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

She was always an introvert.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

Transformation of Man into Monster.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"I can be changed!"

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Russell Rebrand

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"